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Dead Snow 2

DEAD SNOW 2 (2014) Let me start off by saying… this is the most fun I’ve had watching a Zombie movie in years. I expected an incoherent desperate mess of a film, but was rewarded with tons of wonderful surprises. … Continue reading

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Joy Ride 3

JOY RIDE 3 (2014) Oh Boy.. Where do I begin…   I understand that expecting a sequel to be as satisfying as it’s predecessor… Is like expecting to see Hot Sexy Japanese Lesbians having a Pillow Fight in their panties … Continue reading

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Inhuman Resources

Inhuman Resources (2012) Just about everybody claims they have the boss from Hell… but have they ever been drugged, kidnapped, chained to a desk, and executed if they don’t get the job done? The plot is pretty simple… An escaped … Continue reading

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SADAKO 2

SADAKO 2 (2013) Five years have passed since the events of SADAKO 3D took place… and thankfully… they make more sense than the last time. I was VERY reluctant to watch this movie… it was like a Rape victim strolling … Continue reading

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SADAKO 3D

SADAKO (2012) To say I’m a Fanboy of Japan’s RING series would be an understatement. At one point in time, I spent a week tracking down a 13 hour rare TV series called RING: THE FINAL CHAPTER. I’ve seen every … Continue reading

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10 Ways to Survive a ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’ Attack

10 WAYS TO SURVIVE A ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’ ATTACK (Note: According to ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION’) 1) The most obvious is to go back In time and get the little fuckers aborted… But, since that’s a pretty hard … Continue reading

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PA-SIYAM

PA-SIYAM (2004) I’m a HUGE Asian Horror movie fan… and like any other drug addict… I’m always looking for my next high. I stumbled upon this little gem while searching LITERALLY THOUSANDS of movies with the keyword ‘Haunted Houses’. Yes, … Continue reading

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RIFFTRAX LIVE: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

RIFFTRAX LIVE: SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS       Ever since the early 90s, I have been a HUGE fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000.. and was one of the millions who were devastated when the show was not … Continue reading

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APARTMENT 143

APARTMENT 143 (2011) I’m not going to lie… I had VERY LOW expectations for this movie. The found-footage genre is getting so repetitive and forgetful, that only a few movies manage to actually pull it off… Cannibal Holocaust and Chronicle … Continue reading

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CROWHAVEN FARM

CROWHAVEN FARM (1970) Maggie Porter (Hope Lange) inherits some property from distant relatives, causing her and her Husband, Ben, to pack up their lives and move into the isolated farm. Immediately upon arrival, Maggie can’t shake the feeling that she’s … Continue reading

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