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10 Ways to Survive a ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’ Attack

10 WAYS TO SURVIVE A ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’ ATTACK (Note: According to ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION’) 1) The most obvious is to go back In time and get the little fuckers aborted… But, since that’s a pretty hard … Continue reading

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PA-SIYAM

PA-SIYAM (2004) I’m a HUGE Asian Horror movie fan… and like any other drug addict… I’m always looking for my next high. I stumbled upon this little gem while searching LITERALLY THOUSANDS of movies with the keyword ‘Haunted Houses’. Yes, … Continue reading

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RIFFTRAX LIVE: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

RIFFTRAX LIVE: SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS       Ever since the early 90s, I have been a HUGE fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000.. and was one of the millions who were devastated when the show was not … Continue reading

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APARTMENT 143

APARTMENT 143 (2011) I’m not going to lie… I had VERY LOW expectations for this movie. The found-footage genre is getting so repetitive and forgetful, that only a few movies manage to actually pull it off… Cannibal Holocaust and Chronicle … Continue reading

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CROWHAVEN FARM

CROWHAVEN FARM (1970) Maggie Porter (Hope Lange) inherits some property from distant relatives, causing her and her Husband, Ben, to pack up their lives and move into the isolated farm. Immediately upon arrival, Maggie can’t shake the feeling that she’s … Continue reading

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AMITYVILLE HAUNTING

  When I was a child, I was very sheltered in the world of Cinema. The most violent film I was able to see was a made-for-tv Christian flick. Then one summer weekend, I went on vacation with my friend … Continue reading

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POSSESSED (2009)

I’m not gonna lie, I expected a mixture of RINGU and THE EXORCIST when I pushed play on this flick. I was at that moment I learned not to judge a film by its title. This movie is not your … Continue reading

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TETSUO THE IRON MAN

TETSUO: THE IRON MAN [1989] Holy Christ in a basket. I got tired of ignoring this movie on my Netflix instant que… So I decided to take the plunge. About 15 minutes into it, I sent at least 20 txt … Continue reading

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EVIL DEAD TRAP

EVIL DEAD TRAP (1988) For several years I have seen the DVD of EVIL DEAD TRAP II for sale or rental, but never part 1. This is probably the reason why I waited until now to actually take the time … Continue reading

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THE SENTINEL

THE SENTINEL (1977) John Carradine in THE SENTINEL I first heard about this film from Bravo’s 100 Scariest Scenes of all time. The image of an elderly man’s ghost caught my attention and gave me the proper motivation to rent … Continue reading

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