Author Archives: PAZUZU

Dead Snow 2

DEAD SNOW 2 (2014) Let me start off by saying… this is the most fun I’ve had watching a Zombie movie in years. I expected an incoherent desperate mess of a film, but was rewarded with tons of wonderful surprises. … Continue reading

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Joy Ride 3

JOY RIDE 3 (2014) Oh Boy.. Where do I begin…   I understand that expecting a sequel to be as satisfying as it’s predecessor… Is like expecting to see Hot Sexy Japanese Lesbians having a Pillow Fight in their panties … Continue reading

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Inhuman Resources

Inhuman Resources (2012) Just about everybody claims they have the boss from Hell… but have they ever been drugged, kidnapped, chained to a desk, and executed if they don’t get the job done? The plot is pretty simple… An escaped … Continue reading

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SADAKO 2

SADAKO 2 (2013) Five years have passed since the events of SADAKO 3D took place… and thankfully… they make more sense than the last time. I was VERY reluctant to watch this movie… it was like a Rape victim strolling … Continue reading

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SADAKO 3D

SADAKO (2012) To say I’m a Fanboy of Japan’s RING series would be an understatement. At one point in time, I spent a week tracking down a 13 hour rare TV series called RING: THE FINAL CHAPTER. I’ve seen every … Continue reading

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10 Ways to Survive a ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’ Attack

10 WAYS TO SURVIVE A ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’ ATTACK (Note: According to ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION’) 1) The most obvious is to go back In time and get the little fuckers aborted… But, since that’s a pretty hard … Continue reading

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PA-SIYAM

PA-SIYAM (2004) I’m a HUGE Asian Horror movie fan… and like any other drug addict… I’m always looking for my next high. I stumbled upon this little gem while searching LITERALLY THOUSANDS of movies with the keyword ‘Haunted Houses’. Yes, … Continue reading

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New Reviews Coming….

Just viewed a BUNCH of weird, obscure, and pretty damn original horror films the last couple of days… so expect A LOT of movie reviews to be posted soon…

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RIFFTRAX LIVE: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

RIFFTRAX LIVE: SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS       Ever since the early 90s, I have been a HUGE fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000.. and was one of the millions who were devastated when the show was not … Continue reading

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APARTMENT 143

APARTMENT 143 (2011) I’m not going to lie… I had VERY LOW expectations for this movie. The found-footage genre is getting so repetitive and forgetful, that only a few movies manage to actually pull it off… Cannibal Holocaust and Chronicle … Continue reading

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